Hours in transit: too many
Hours of sleep: ha ha, funny joke
Pages read: 423
Episodes of Welcome to Night Vale consumed: 7
Conclusion: I blame Cecil Baldwin for my jet lag.
People who look vaguely like Morrissey and/or David Beckham: 3
South African hip-hop dancers: 16
People with eerily perfect facial structures: at least 4
Telephone boxes: 2
Times I’ve been called “love”: a mere once. Come on now, England, step it up!